The Chronicles of Vienna's Hair: Volume XII

Something EPIC has happened.

Vienna's secret Rogaine use has led her to the exciting point of having hair long enough to FRENCH BRAID.

Ummm... Stop it.

I can't even handle how grown up she looks with this classic, trendy style that she's now able to rock.

And, obviously, how grown up she looks when she's sitting on the floor going through a package of my feminine products.

Sometimes my life just feels like I'm a tourist on a safari.

Like all I do is stop and observe wild animals in their natural habitat.

And take pictures, of course.

Oh, except I doubt real tourists on real safaris ever have to get out and clean up the rhinoceros poop or wipe a monkey's nose.

Oh look, now it's trying to stick the maxi pad on it's foot!

Shhh! They spook easy.

But hey, as animals go...she's a pretty happy one.

(Which is typical in wildlife when they feel free and unrestrained.)

"Oh Mommy, I love getting into all of your crap."

Yeah, I know.

At least you look good doing it, kid.